One moonlit
night in Trull’s fair streets
There lurked
a fearsome foe
All ready to
torment the folk
Who evening
stroll would go
This foe
appeared upon the street
The
play-thing of a cat
But after cat
did run away
It showed
itself: A rat!
A mighty rat,
a foot in size,
(At least
appeared to be)
No wonder cat
did run away
And climb up
high in tree*
How could the
village life be good
And people
walk at ease,
When such a fiendish
villain roams
And scare
whoe’er it sees?
But just when
darkness seemed to loom
And hope be
far away
There rose a
hero, full of fur
To stand and
save the day!
No knight on
horse, no sirened car
Did rush with
doubled speed
But hero
Toffee “Wonder-Dog”
Was there to
do the deed.
Now some
malign our canine friend
And call him nasty
names
And
misinterpret all the fur
That covers
his lean frame
And think
that just because his run
Is leisurely
at best
That Toffee
isn’t quite the dog
For a
triumphant quest.
But Toffee
showed the scoffers what
A dog of his
kind does
And showed
the muscle and the grit
That lurked
beneath that fuzz
He jumped
upon the helpless rat
At supersonic
pace
And very soon
the rodent, bad,
Had given up
the race
His owner
proud let out a squeal
Unscathed but
not unshook
And went back
home to tell the tale
Or even write
a book.
For surely
this brave deed of dog
With neither
fear nor fret
Is worthy of a
story in
The Somerset
Gazette.
So there be
ended up our tale
Of Toffee and
the Rat
So proving
that our Toffee’s size
Is muscle,
fur … not fat!
* (actually a
wall but it didn’t rhyme)
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Toffee the Wonder-Dog, graciously letting me
carry him after he conquered Mount Beer in Devon |